Carnap

Jay: Mel! Yung chedeng mo kina-carnap!
Mel: OO nga! Hahabulin ko!!!
After 5 minutes, bumalik si Mel.
Jay: Pre, Ano nangyari? Nahuli yung carnappers?
Mel: Hinde. Di bale, nakuha ko yung plate number!
Jay: Good.

BF: Pakasal na tayo love..
GF: Sigurado ka? Dati akong pokpok. May PAST ako eh..
BF: Ok lang yun, Wala naman akong FUTURE.

Napadpad ako sa Powerbooks sa Greenbelt last weekend at siempre chineck ko yung book ko dun sa second floor at sa may magazine section ay me nakita kong mga college students na nagbabasa nung Panti Thoughts habang nagtatawanan at naghaharutan. Kinapalan ko na ang mukha ko at nakinig sa usapan nila.
S1: Luko-loko talaga yung author nito.
S2: Bastoz pa.. heheh
S1: Aliw talaga..
S2: Ay, bat kaya di siya nagpapakita kahit sa friendster at blog niya.
S3: Baka kirat!
S1: O kamukha ni Diego!
S1,S2,S3: Hahaha!
(Putragis kayo!)
S2: Lika na..
S1: Wait.. balik ko lang itong book. Tapos ko na basahin.
S3: Let’s go na.!
S1, S2: Ok
(Di binili yung book. Huhuhu. Bwisit kayo! Heheh)

Warning: Hindi sila yung mga naka-picture.
Thanks po dito sa picture!

The 29th Manila International Book Fair

September 12— 16, 2008
10:00 A.M.— 8:00 P.M.
Halls 1-4, SMX Convention Center
Mall of Asia Complex, Pasay City
Metro Manila, Philippines

Please drop by if you have time. Ako din, I will drop by if I have time.
My books will be sold for only P50 each at the PSICOM booth.. kaya lang.. uhmm me kapalit.. heheh.. joke lang.
Hope to see some of you there!

PICTURES

I just want to post some of the pictures I really treasure..


To the others who have sent their pictures previously, pa-send ulit please, nasira kasi yung hard disk ko (actually, apat lang naman kayo.. heheh)
Dun sa gustong mag-contribute ng pictures, please send them to me at jay.panti@gmail.com

Advance thank you to everyone who will be sending their pics...
Have more fun!

Time to BLEED!

Promote ko daw itong NoseBleed Magazine. So here's the magazine.. I've no choice but to put this in here.. Kasi andito daw pala ko... kasama si Klitorika (klitorika.com), meron kaming parang he said/she said na column dito. Ewan ko din kung bakit sila nagtiwala sa akin na magbigay ng advice.. heheh . Andito yung Blog ni Inday, si Kwentong Barbero.. cover si Ramon Bautista.. and yung girl na nasa UAAP... gosh... forgot the name but not the face (haven't seen the body yet).. heheh.. If I'm not mistaken, sa Bookfair ata sa SMX (Sept. 12-15) unang makikita ang mga lamang loob ng mag na 'to. I'll try to be there.. punta kayo sa PSICOM booth.

"Nosebleed Magazine is the country's first interactive humor magazine. Breaking new ground and away from tradition, our aim is to provide content for AND from our readers as well. We believe that humor has and will always be an integral part of our Filipino culture, hence Nosebleed aims to be at the forefront of showcasing it.

Definitely, it is the magazine for people who refuse to take life seriously!"

http://www.nosebleedmag.com